Yes little biatches, body prepared? Let's do this.
Megs: Who the hell f***ed my ship here??
Soundwave shows Bulky-porn.
Megs: OH MA GAWD MY EYES!!
Knockout: Megatron i know u're horny since Starscream has left u but-
Megs: I LEFT HIM!!!
Megs: Oh and btw i put some fufu-energon in ma ship just to see what happens.
Meanwhile on A-Base.
Optimus: So we have the Pokeball here and i will try to catch a legendary Megatron.
Fowler: U seriously? But use a masterball this time.
Back on Nemesis:
Megs: I CAN FEEL IT!!!
Autobots come to Nemesis.
A wild Megatron appears.
Ratchet: Megatron, number 345,857579 from type steel
*Megatron use Nemesis-brobro-thundershock*
Fowler: The fuq just happened?
Megs: Get closer i must fu- ah i mean HUG Optimus!
Steve: I CAN'T!
*Steve gets superorgasm and it was so awesome that he falls on earth*
Nemisis: Do not touching ma "spots"!!!
Knock: The fuq?
Dread: U serious bro?
Megs: Not sure if want.
Sound: I want to see Power Rangers....
Megs: I'AM THE F***ING LORD HERE!!!
Nemisi: But i have the bigger penis.
*Megs starts to cry*
Knock: Awww it's okay.
Sound: Okay that's it i will use my tentacles! *sticks in and gets orgasm-shock from Nemisis*
But guys.... unlike Steve Soundwave doesn't fall on earth.
Megs: Okay thats it, go and take the fufu-energon out!
Nemisis: Everybody clap ya hands! Cha cha now y'all. Freeze!
*everybody stands still*
Ratchet: U mean i just call Megatron and asking him whats up there???!!
Oh Ratch why do u even ask if u already know the answer XD
Ratchet: I hope he has not a T-Mobile connection that is lame.
Nemisis: I'am sorry but the current person can't be called at this moment please hold the line.
Ratchet: Okay the Nemisis gets alive, wants to attack a city because of the relict, gets smashed by Jack, Knockout aft-scenes, kids safe the day and in the end we get a big problem
Miko: Wow how do u know that?
Ratch: I'am the doctor of doom, now take this USB-stick and download the 18+ Tetris-version on the Nemisis.
Humans goes on Nemisis.
Miko checks Knockout out.
" Doc Knock is knocked out!"
AND OMG! DID THEY? THEY DID!
THEY CLIMBED ON KNOCKOUT'S ASS!
I WANTED TO CLIMP ON HIS ASS!
Raf: *sticks UBS- stick in*
Jack: Oh great it's Windows-Vista again.....
*Fowler gets shocked and kids running to Nemisis co- ah i mean "heart"* (yeah right Sasa)
*kids found Megatron in a position like draw-me-like-one-of-u're-french-girls*
Nemisis trys to catch kids and puts energon-cubes away like this:
*Jack pushs Nemisis claw in Megatrons....... "torso" and gets fufu-energon out*
Random idea Jacky....... just genius.
*everybody stops freezing*
Optimus: Oh thanx Primus the chacha-slide game is over!
*kids running to spacebridge*
Jack: Wait the USB-stick.... oh and Knockouts aft!
Goes like this:
But Ratchet: THIS IS SPARTA!
Megs see Knockout on earth: Uhhhhhh yeeeezzzz!
*see downloaded 18+ Tetris-version*
Actually this pic looks more like that Knockout..... on Megatrons...... OH I'AM SO SORRY FOR THE HEAD-CINEMA!
Back on base:
Ratchet: The relict is in the city. Are we f***ed?
Optimus: Yep we're f***ed.