Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
×

More from deviantART



Details

Submitted on
March 11, 2012
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
1,713
Favourites
3 (who?)
Comments
11
×

Tf Prime Operation Bumblebee P1 Sasa-Review

Journal Entry: Sun Mar 11, 2012, 7:55 AM


PREPARE U'RE BODYS GUYS! SASA-REVIEW COMES!
Letz start this biatches.

Somewhere on a non-cornfield:

Megs: So my biatches u found it?
Steve: Yes we found a Pokeball!!!
Megs: Show me i want a Pikachu!
Optimus: MEGATRON U'RE NOT ALLOWED!!
Megs opens the Pokeball and shows Optimus.
Optimus: NOOOO IT'S A JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM!!
Megs: N-NO!! D8    It's Lady Gagas Disco stick!! And i will destroy the world with this thing >8D
Optimus: But this isn't even looking how a st-
Steve's Bro's goes in action.
Fake:
The real one:
Optimus: MEH!
*Bee arrives*
Optimus: DON'T FALLOW HIM!! HE DON'T HAVE CANDYS!!
Bee: "($§)(%&)"&%)(&%)%)(=))??? (shut the fuu up)
*Bee steals the stick:

Megs comes back and see every Bros on earth cuz Ratchets penis was to awesome.
Meg:

Back on base.


On the Nemesis.
Megs: U finally managed to found another disco-stick?
Soundwave: Yeah 2 and i will stick this sticks in yo a$$!!
Megs:

Autobots found a signal. Bee looks.
Bee: Oh look i found cand- PEEW!    
Syler: Okay take his robo-sperms out!!
Starscream: WHAT DAAAAA.....
Bulky comes and everybody flys away.
Bulk: U're okay?
Bee: "§%"§/&%&"§()%&$§"&%"&%"&&=%(" (ask ure mommy u stinking duck!!)
Bulk: Oh thank u Bee, ure paint looks great too! But plz masturbate now we have to give the doc of doom our cum for...... whatever.
Bee rubs to the end but can't come.
Bulk: Whats wrong? He's hard but u can't get an overload??
Bee. -.-

Back on base.
Raf-boy: Whats wrong?
Ratchet: Maybe his t-COCK is damaged.
Miko: Whats an T-COCK? BONES?
Arcee: Shut up biatch! It's the holy place of a mech wheres the robo-sperm cames from.
Ratchet: WHAT DAAA!! ITS LOST! AWAY! être disparu!! lejos!! smarrito!! 不见了!! потеря́ться !!!
Miko: Make a new one.


On the Slyer-base.
Dude: THE BABY DOESNT WANNA LIFE!!
Slyer: DAMN!

Slyer: 8<
*Star surounded by lasers*
Star: Oh if i knew this is a laser-party i had bringed my Gaga-outfit with me.
Slyer: Hes Lady Gaga fan. Weapons away!!
Star: Kay let me explain blablabla dabladababla blub dubeliblublublöp!
Slyer: Deal with it.

Back on Base.
s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.c…
s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.c…
Bee can't handle that he can't cum.

Daddy Ratchet:

Ratchet goes to get Raf-boy from school.
Raf-boy: What happened with Bee? in the past?
Dejavou-time guys.....
Ratchet: Megatron raped Bee and squirted with his cum his voice dead.
Raf-boy: HOLY!!

Bulky and Bee are bad boys and going out with not permission of Daddy Prime.
Bulky: ITS COMING OUT FAST!! (sounds kinky...)

KNOCKOUT!
All fangirls
Breaky
Bulk: I wanna made love with Breakdown, go and have fun with Knockout!!
*Bee fallows Knockout*
Knocky: Whats wrong Bee? Show me some speed!
Bee:
W-wait..... Knockout delivers something like a.... stick..... DISCO-STICK!! GUYZZZ!!! Sasa is such a genius.
Bee fallows Knocky like this

Review over. BUT! SASA HAS TO TELL BEE 3 THINGS!
First point: Bee thinks hes useless. Become an Eva from Evangelion Bee!! They are awesome and cant transform too but still party-rocking-shuffle my mind!!


Second point:
Scan this 28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0f…
Or this:
The last one i would say totally tasty!!
3rd: TELL THE TRANSFORMERS PRIME TEAM THEY MAKE BARRICADE IN THE SERIES!! NOOOOOAWW!! 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l…
And for the end for all fangirls:

In Sasas mind:

CSS Design © :trinityrenee:
  • Listening to: Kidda - Wanna be loved (Benji Boko Remix)
  • Reading: Tf IDW comics
  • Watching: Tf Prime &amp; One Piece
  • Playing: Soul Calibur 5
  • Eating: my nails, actually bite but who cares
  • Drinking: Cola
Add a Comment:
 
:iconangelkiss112:
angelkiss112 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Student General Artist
epic review as always sasha <333 and you made me squee with the bee-cade picture <333 I WANT IT TO AND I WANT TO HEAR SOUNDWAVES VOICE!!!! *fangirlspazms*
Reply
:icondeceptigirl:
Deceptigirl Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Thank u <3
I know, i just camed in ma panties 1000 times in a sec by this pic D8 XDDDDD
So true! WHY HASBRO WHYYYYYYY..... XD
Reply
:iconangelkiss112:
angelkiss112 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Student General Artist
welcome :D
xDDD awww yeahhh

:C LETS ATTACK THEM!!!
Reply
:iconvader999:
Vader999 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012
:iconimhappyplz:
Looks like Bumblebee got castrated!
Reply
:icondeceptigirl:
Deceptigirl Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Totally.
Or..... castrated-for-a-week
Reply
:iconvictortky:
victortky Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
can they just throw barricade inside? XD

love screamer's scene.

and BB is so cute!
Reply
:icondeceptigirl:
Deceptigirl Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Me as a fangirl command Barricade in the series! No excuses!!
Scream plans something haha
Totally. Hes acting like me when i didn't get ma donuts ahahaha
Reply
:iconvictortky:
victortky Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
we need barricade!

screamer is always evilly awesome, so is silas.

hehe, he's like a teenager.
Reply
:iconkastheass:
kastheass Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
WE DEMAND BARRICADE!
Reply
:icondeceptigirl:
Deceptigirl Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I WANT HIM NOOOOOOW! D8<
Reply
Add a Comment: