PREPARE U'RE BODYS GUYS! SASA-REVIEW COMES!
Letz start this biatches.
Somewhere on a non-cornfield:
Megs: So my biatches u found it?
Steve: Yes we found a Pokeball!!!
Megs: Show me i want a Pikachu!
Optimus: MEGATRON U'RE NOT ALLOWED!!
Megs opens the Pokeball and shows Optimus.
Optimus: NOOOO IT'S A JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM!!
Megs: N-NO!! D8 It's Lady Gagas Disco stick!! And i will destroy the world with this thing >8D
Optimus: But this isn't even looking how a st-
Steve's Bro's goes in action.
The real one:
Optimus: DON'T FALLOW HIM!! HE DON'T HAVE CANDYS!!
)??? (shut the fuu up)
*Bee steals the stick:
Megs comes back and see every Bros on earth cuz Ratchets penis was to awesome.
Back on base.
On the Nemesis.
Megs: U finally managed to found another disco-stick?
Soundwave: Yeah 2 and i will stick this sticks in yo a$$!!
Autobots found a signal. Bee looks.
Bee: Oh look i found cand- PEEW!
Syler: Okay take his robo-sperms out!!
Starscream: WHAT DAAAAA.....
Bulky comes and everybody flys away.
Bulk: U're okay?
Bee: "§%"§/&%&"§()%&$§"&%"&%"&&=%(" (ask ure mommy u stinking duck!!)
Bulk: Oh thank u Bee, ure paint looks great too! But plz masturbate now we have to give the doc of doom our cum for...... whatever.
Bee rubs to the end but can't come.
Bulk: Whats wrong? He's hard but u can't get an overload??
Back on base.
Raf-boy: Whats wrong?
Ratchet: Maybe his t-COCK is damaged.
Miko: Whats an T-COCK? BONES?
Arcee: Shut up biatch! It's the holy place of a mech wheres the robo-sperm cames from.
Ratchet: WHAT DAAA!! ITS LOST! AWAY! être disparu!! lejos!! smarrito!! 不见了!! потеря́ться !!!
Miko: Make a new one.
On the Slyer-base.
Dude: THE BABY DOESNT WANNA LIFE!!
*Star surounded by lasers*
Star: Oh if i knew this is a laser-party i had bringed my Gaga-outfit with me.
Slyer: Hes Lady Gaga fan. Weapons away!!
Star: Kay let me explain blablabla dabladababla blub dubeliblublublöp!
Slyer: Deal with it.
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Bee can't handle that he can't cum.
Ratchet goes to get Raf-boy from school.
Raf-boy: What happened with Bee? in the past?
Ratchet: Megatron raped Bee and squirted with his cum his voice dead.
Bulky and Bee are bad boys and going out with not permission of Daddy Prime.
Bulky: ITS COMING OUT FAST!! (sounds kinky...)
Bulk: I wanna made love with Breakdown, go and have fun with Knockout!!
*Bee fallows Knockout*
Knocky: Whats wrong Bee? Show me some speed!
W-wait..... Knockout delivers something like a.... stick..... DISCO-STICK!! GUYZZZ!!! Sasa is such a genius.
Bee fallows Knocky like this
Review over. BUT! SASA HAS TO TELL BEE 3 THINGS!
First point: Bee thinks hes useless. Become an Eva from Evangelion Bee!! They are awesome and cant transform too but still party-rocking-shuffle my mind!!
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The last one i would say totally tasty!!
3rd: TELL THE TRANSFORMERS PRIME TEAM THEY MAKE BARRICADE IN THE SERIES!! NOOOOOAWW!! 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l…
And for the end for all fangirls:
In Sasas mind:
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