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Tf Prime Out of the past Sasa Review

Sun Sep 23, 2012, 4:26 AM
Yes my lovely biatches it's time.
Is u're body ready? Let's do this.

On Nemesis:
Arcee capurted by Steve.
Goes to Lady Screamer.
Scream: Soundwave found this porno with Optimus and Alpha Trion but it's censored. I want u to give me the code for the uncensored version.
Arcee:
Lady Screamer with Dreadwing emotion:
But Scream was just trolling.
Cliffjumper appears.
C: I actually.... don't care, he's my Ex.
Cliff:
Scream: Okay then i slap u now and then u go in a room for just u two and u will have sex.
Soundwave repeats: Sex. Sex. Sex.
*Scream bitch.slaps Arcee*

On the A-Base.
Miko and Bulkhead:
But Bulkhead:
Miko with a whip: Work out or 5 days no sex.
Ratchy: Wowowowowow, to whip a bot hard, taking his virginity rough, dress him in lady dresses, kill his brothers, bath with a Con while he must watching this, get pregnant from 3 Insecticons is allowed. But 5 days no sex??? U'RE ROUGH MIKO!!
Miko:  
Arcee goes to her on cliffs. Well played Hasbro. Talking about Cliffjumper on cliffs. And where's the cliffHANGER? Alidililililili!!..... okay that wasn't funny.....

Arcee: Bulky don't need another Captain Jack.
Miko: Then tell me a story bro.
Arcee: Sure, what else i mean we still have 15 minutes before the episode is over.

Back on past.
Steve kicks Cliff in the room.
Arcee: I love u Cliff, i'm so sorry.
Cliff: I'm still alive and can't believe what u say.
C:
C: Btw why are u here?
Cliff: I heard in Kaon goes a Lady Gaga concert but it was just Lady Screamer and DJ Superior (Soundwave). And u?
C: Same.
Cliff: Wow many words chick. U talk more than Blurr on Marioana.

Starscream: ARGH-KFBJLSDBGVJ<BSDKGVB<SDJKVB<KS?!!
*Soundwave shows Scream the way to Shockwaves SM-basement.*
Scream: No! Why should i get HIM all the glory??
Soundwave repeats: Sex. Sex. Sex. Se-
Scream: OKAY I GOT IT!

Steve, Steve's bros, Lady Screamer, Cliffwalker and MC C goes to the basement.


Cliff and C:
Fangirls:
Fanboys:
Me Sasa:

Lady Screamer to Shocky: Blablabladabladibliblablabla bla.
Shocky:


Scream: Ehmm are u sure u can uncensored the porno?
Shocky: I invented pornos. I'm familiar with it. *goes to Arcee* Get ready to be raped!!
Arcee: GO AWAY!!!
Cliff: Use it on me!!
Shocky: Sorry bro but i'm not gay. Not yet. *sending this in Arcee's head: *

Scream: OH OH I CAN SEE SOMETHING!
Shocky: Let me love u. *prepares his USB-Stick-canon*
Lady Screamer: Hey i give them the love, u go away.
Shocky: Fine but my love is more..... ROUGH logical than u're stupid acting. *goes away like a boss*

Starscream: OLD FASHION WAY! *C get free herself, biatch-slaps Screamer, have sex with Cliff on the table and run with him away*
*found the space-bridge*
Cliff goes to Steves bros while Arcee hacks the internet.
The bros: U mad bro?
Cliff: theres someone behind me right? *turns around and see Shocky:
Cliff:
Arcee: Fuck, this is Windows Vista!!
Shocky: I NEED TO CHECK MY MESSAGES ON TUMBLR!!!
Checks out:

Cliff versus Shocky.
Cliff: U'RE NOT CLEVER!!
Shocky:
*C bangs Shocky really hard and Lady Screamer appears*

Cliff: Become my girlfriend again and go with me on the titanic. *Puppy eyes*

I know he's and Autobot but i was just like:
Shocky shoots with his USB-Stick-Canon*
Seriously.... THAT SOUND! XD Reminds me on the old lasershoot sounds from Star Wars.....
PHWE PHWE PEPEPE!!
Arcee shoots on Shocky like this:
But Shocky:

C and Cliff landing on earth.
Cliff:

Back on time:
Arcee: And that was the story.
Miko:....... boring.
C: I know but be nice now to Bulky.
Miko: Deal with it.

End.

  • Listening to: PSY - Gangnam Style
  • Reading: Mtmte #8
  • Watching: Tf Prime
  • Playing: Transformers Fall of Cybertron
  • Eating: ma azz
  • Drinking: Cola
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Songfur124 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Magnificent review! Sasa :iconbravoplz: Hasbro would be proud
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Deceptigirl Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
THANK YOU! *cheers a tear* I hope so XDDDD
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:iconsongfur124:
Songfur124 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Your very welcome :iconwoohooplz:
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